SORRY for the dick pic, I tried to cover because I never want a penis on my blog ;.;

I posted about this creep awhile ago.

Backstory; I VERY STUPIDLY gave this asshole my phone number back in 2011 after a horrible breakup. I figured the more people I spoke to, the better. WRONG. This absolute scum has been texting me mostly harmless yet extremely weird and annoying texts since 2011! As you can see tell, I answered back maybe once?

And he would always wait a month or so between texts, sometimes 2-3 months. So I just thought it was super weird but it was an ongoing joke with my friends.

WELL he somehow found my Facebook yesterday (I don’t know how? It’s not even under my real name?!) so I decided to Google his name and LOOK WHAT I FUCKING FOUND.

Stories about how he beat his pregnant girlfriend and her dog. And who knows what else he was arrested for? I was able to find 4 mugshots of him, who knows how what else he has done!

Moral of the story is don’t fucking give your number out unless you’ve extensively talked to a person and 99.9% of men continue to be the absolute worst. Also if I abruptly disappear, you know who to report. Possibly. I attract creeps like a moth to a flame.




fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.